operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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