why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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