If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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