Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
