When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You've changed since you got that strap on
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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