You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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