Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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