I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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