I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
he fucked my hip out of place.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just pee around me
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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