Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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