At least make sure they are 18
Why
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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