if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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