its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Rumble strips road head = magical
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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