10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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