Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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