ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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