this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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