Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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