who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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