She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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