Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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