How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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