We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
A+ Viking dick
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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