My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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