Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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