I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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