were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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