IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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