In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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