seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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