I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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