so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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