Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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