She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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