I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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