im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
The air taste purple.
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