Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
