i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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