the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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