accomplished twins. life is a go
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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