"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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