Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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