What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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