You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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