You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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