One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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