I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
