I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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