I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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