If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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