I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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