I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Randomize