this beer tastes like vomit already
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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