The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I am midnight drunk by noon
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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