that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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